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MR. STITCHES ~ New Release!

A mysterious old puppeteer drifts into town and
falls victim to a heart attack. Unbeknownst to the
town sheriff, he leaves behind a mischievous little
man only known as Mr. Stitches. The sheriff soon
finds he has no other option but to call in "Leslie
Rhinestone," a retired carnival sharp shooter with
a shady past that includes the puzzling Mr.
Stitches!

RAY THE ROOSTER

A freak accident at the Jerkins Lotion
Factory turns a humble barnyard
rooster into a hulking, freakish
chicken-fried killing machine. As the
army closes in on Ray, a team of
scientists attempt to stop the angry
fowl from causing the destruction of all
mankind.

THE DAY THE WHOLE FUCKING
EARTH BLEW UP!

Hoaxes...conspiracies...cover-ups...the
y're all true!! But unfortunately, Ed
Stanley, America's leading broadcaster
of the bizarre, has been removed
from the air by the government powers
that be. Can Ed save the world
from extinction at the claws of an
invading alien horde? Or will the fate
of all mankind rest in the hands of
Sonny, a greasy, tap-dancing thug from

New Jersey and his girlfriend Veronica.
Time is running out and the planet may
be better off if it did explode!

KEITH & BOBO : STUFFED AND
LOADED

From the Cullen Television Archives!!!

After being kicked out of the house by
their parents, lifelong pals
Keith Richards (The Puppet) and Bobo
The Clown set off on an adventure that
will take them farther than any drunken
binge or insane drug trip has ever
taken them before. Their quest for the
perfect domicile finds the inebriated
duo hooking up with inner city drug
runners, a bilingual mushroom hunter
and even Satan himself (played to a
tee by Larry the sock puppet). Join
Keith and Bobo as they learn about
life, death, fatherhood,
bills and short lived sobriety.

Feature program run time 90 minutes.

THE CHARLES E. CULLEN STORY A
TALE OF SAVAGE INDEPENDENCE

"Don't let 'em hold ya back", was the
message Charles E. Cullen gave
to a young letter writer to one of his
Worst Television Shows Ever Made,
and he lives by that credo every day.
In an entertainment world where the
flavor of the day takes the primetime
spotlight, Charles has persevered as a
TV personality, filmmaker and musician
through sheer will and determination.
While his brand of entertainment may
not be considered mainstream,
Charles' odd sense of dark humor and
twisted storylines have endeared
him to a loyal and growing following in
the southeastern United States. Come
along for a wild and very real ride with
Charles as he continues his self made
path from chicken farmer to the top of
the entertainment world.

THE WORST TELEVISION SHOWS EVER MADE
VOLUME 1
A Special Edition 2 DVD Set!!!!

Welcome to the colorful world of Charles E.
Cullen. Whether he's telling stories with his
puppets or just drinking a cheap beer, he always
has a unique tale to tell. Interspersed between
his bizarre country songs and charming
demeanor, you will experience legendary puppet
characters such as Shafty and Shifty, The
Mariachi Family Marionettes, and The
Mushrooms. Sit back and enjoy five episodes
from the Cullen Television Archives and witness
the material that has made Charles a pop culture
icon in his home state of Virginia and with his
ever expanding fan base across America.
Feature program run time 180 minutes.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN ~ New Release!

Controversy over the confederate flag demands
that the government make a decision. While
some see the flag as a sign of hate and others
see it as a sign of Southern pride, one all
powerful corrupt government man simply sees it
as a sign of "poor white trash." When the order
is given to take down all confederate flags,
hoards of confederate zombie soldiers rise from
the dead in search of cheap beer, sourmash
whiskey and redneck women. Will the hair
brained scientists succeed in destroying these
decaying soldiers or will the South, led by it's
whiskey soaked leader, General Zack Daniels,
finally rise again?

When ordering by check
or money order make payable to
Cullen Studios.
Include $3 shipping for entire package.
(not applicable for paypal orders)
All Viriginia residents must add 5%
sales tax to total merchandise order.
Send payment to:
Cullen Studios
P.O. Box 3174
Roanoke, VA
24015

If you're in the Roanoke area and don't want to
wait on the mail for your favorite Cullen item, head
on down to Plan 9 (located at the upper level of
Towers Mall.) Peruse their comprehensive
collection of Cullen CDs, DVDs and Tshirts.